Hopefully he can read this list and it will help distract himself from his sexless actual life for a little while longer, and it may give him and his peers in Monsta X the mental strength to evade scandals involving real-life women. Therefore I have compiled this list of what I consider to be the anime porn games most likely to meet required standards according to Wonho. Rest assured that whenever Korean pop idols are in peril, Kpopalypse is there to lend a helping hand. Fangirls should be happy that Wonho has found comfort in big-boobed anime porn, it’s probably the only thing keeping him sane. Imagine how pent up these young men must be, they not only can’t fuck, but they probably also get very little fap privacy, and just to add insult to injury they have to watch Cheng Xiao just across the hallway and be constantly told by their management that they must “never go there”. Wonho probably doesn’t want to spend his entire life fapping to anime porn, but what other options does he actually have on the table at this point? Monsta X are still in their “churn out endless comebacks to try and build a fanbase” phase of their career, where sex of any kind is surely forbidden lest fangirls find out, and they probably live in the same dorms as Cosmic Girls, who they’re no doubt barely allowed to spend unsupervised time in the same room with. Of course these upset fans are missing an important detail. What these Wonho fans were obviously really bitter about was that Wonho’s heart was stolen by an anime porn game character and their dreams of touching those rock-hard torso muscles were dashed on rocks bigger than the boobs Wonho likes to dream about. Wonho fans are highly skilled in the objectification arts, as they have often proven, so much so that Wonho is even the 2017 winner of the prestigious “best abs” category in Kpopalypse’s objectification poll. Obviously Wonho enjoying this kind of content caused some upset with Monsta X’s fanbase, who complained about “objectification” or some nonsense but we know that’s just a bullshit excuse because Monsta X fans are no lightweights when it comes to objectification of their own. She’s from a game called “Destiny Child”, which you can see the PC version of here: Spare a thought for the plight of Monsta X’s Wonho, who was recently caught by fans with a big-titty anime girl on his phone’s lock screen.Īpparently this is the girl of Wonho’s wet dreams: In addition to dungeon exploring, Sakura Dungeon is also packed with extensive dialogue and plenty of gorgeous backdrops and cutscene artwork for the player to unlock as they carefully navigate their way through the dungeon.It’s hard times being a k-pop idol with no fap material. One of the most important mechanics of Sakura Dungeon is the ‘capture’ mechanic, wherein the player will be able to capture monster girls they encounter and add them to their party. She soon discovers that it was a heroic knight who woke her from her slumber, and after a brief fight and “negotiation,” the knight decides to join her on an adventure to reclaim the dungeon! Together, they will unearth great treasures, reveal secrets and hidden rooms, and recruit monster girls to fight by their side.all while avoiding traps, fighting off dangerous enemies and bosses across multiple floors, and uncovering the devious plans of the new dungeon lord. In this story players will assume the role of an ancient fox spirit who awakens after several hundred years of deep sleep to find that possession of her lovingly made dungeon has been taken from her! As if that wasn’t enough cause for alarm, she has also been robbed of her power, leaving her weak and vulnerable.
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